Teddy Bears make the Best Friends

When I was paging through my aunt Verna's old teddy bear magazines I came across this wonderful printout. Enjoy!

They don't tell you that you have bad breath.

They never borrow money.

They never beat you at checkers.

They don't complain when you eat potatoe chips in bed.

Tehy don't laugh at your clothes.

They never borrow your favortie sweater.

They don't outgrow you intellectually.

Tehy don't eat all your chocolate chip cookies.

They are never disloyal, critical or ungrateful.

They don't interrupt when you are talking.

They never tell you that you are too fat.

They don't eat all the popcorn at the movies.

They don't get jealous of your other friends.

They don't tell you how to drive.

They don't hog the bathroom.

They don't embarrass you at parties.

They never leave dirty socks on the floor.

They don't get sick.

They never say "I told you so".

They are not noisy and they don't have fleas.

They listen to all of your problems.

They are always ready to give you a hug.

They always love you, just the way you are. --unknown--